Chicken little, the smog is falling!
I woke up today to the sight of sunlight streeming through my bedroom curtains. Went online for a bit, and had to close the just opened curtains as the sun was making it hard for me to see the screen properly. And it wasn't until i had gotten to uni and the lecture i had in the morning had finished and i was walking into town with Amy that it occured to me... This is Birmingham. Birmingham doesn't have sunlight. Or blue sky.
You tell the time of day in Birmingham by how light the smog is. It goes from dark smog to light smog then dark smog. We had BLUE SKY! and you could see CLOUDS! Why didn't anyone inform me that the apocolypse was due for today?! Or has someone invented a pollution vaccum cleaner and not informed people? Seriously, if you have, TELL SOMEONE! You might get a medal or the nobel prize or something...
Did you know that Ben & Jerry's do stdent discount?! So it's only 5 C... ice cream is colder than that... isn't it? And ok, so i'm wearing a couple of layers... it's Ben and Jerry's people! And when you're craving chocolate, a discounted Ben and Jerry's is perfect.
And i don't have to feel bad about eating it either cos i got TKD in an hour.
You tell the time of day in Birmingham by how light the smog is. It goes from dark smog to light smog then dark smog. We had BLUE SKY! and you could see CLOUDS! Why didn't anyone inform me that the apocolypse was due for today?! Or has someone invented a pollution vaccum cleaner and not informed people? Seriously, if you have, TELL SOMEONE! You might get a medal or the nobel prize or something...
Did you know that Ben & Jerry's do stdent discount?! So it's only 5 C... ice cream is colder than that... isn't it? And ok, so i'm wearing a couple of layers... it's Ben and Jerry's people! And when you're craving chocolate, a discounted Ben and Jerry's is perfect.
And i don't have to feel bad about eating it either cos i got TKD in an hour.
4 Comments:
mmm Ben and Jerry's.
yes, we've already discussed this, the world has been thrown out of balance, and its all MAMOs fault. tut tut. He made the sun come out, damn him!
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Tomo-chan, at 11:49 pm
It's not my fault.... and comments like that certainly aren't helping you to get a cetain picture that you want!
And also.... Ice Cream is liquid above 0c... it's optimum temperature is -15C
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Mamo-Chan, at 5:54 pm
...I don't care what the optimum temperature of ice cream is... It all gets eaten in the end...
By
Chibi, at 11:13 pm
Seriously, B&J's is discounted??? OMG where??? Tell me now! Could murder a tub right now.
Yeah sun! Wheres the problem there anyway? Do all you peolpe only come out at night or under cover of smog, whats all the complaining for?
By
JimbobXII, at 11:45 pm
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