The problem with santa

But before i get to that, just a couple of things to say. Aint updated in a while cos i've been busy at uni.

Quote of the day:
Dr Adams: When you do you're multiple guess test next month... sorry, multiple choice test, expect a question from me.

I agree with his first statement... multiple guess test is much more appropriate.

Right, this next bit is going off Tomo's blog, and Jimbob's comment. The problems with Santa...

Doesn't Sat nav only work for roads... or at least ground? I doubt it tells you to turn left at the next cloud. And then there's the thing of him having to be low enough to be able to recieve the singal for his sat nav. You can just see Santa on the A1 now, can't you?

Does he have a passport? And if not, doesn't that mean he's an illegal immigrant for all the countries. I mean, he's meant to go around to every kids house in the world, and thats a heck of a lot of countries. So he'd be breaking the same law in a heck of a lot of countries, right?

He's meant to fly around in a sleigh. Does he have a special mask or something? If not, surely he'd die of asphyxiation? I mean, he's flying at high altitude, fairly fast, there's no way he'd be able to breathe properly. never mind the reindeer. And what kind of name is Ruldolf for a girl anyway?!

And does this sleigh of his have a liscene plate? I mean, he's gotta land it at some point to drop off all the presents, right? Does he need an MOT... and how can you MOT a sleigh anyway?!

And then there's all the breaking and entering he's doing. Going down everyone's chimneys to deliver presents, ok, so he's not always breaking in, but there's definate entering there. So how many charges does that give him?!

And everyone says don't take things from strangers. But yet every year millions of kids are quite happy to take presents from someone they've never met... and the parents LET them! Do they not care that a paedophile is giving their kids presents every year?!

"come here little kid, sit on santa's lap!" and then being all friendly and jolly with them... yeah, cos THAT'S normal behaviour for people to do... And yet the parents just smile and let this complete old strager sit their kid on his knee and tell him things.

So yeah, problems with Santa.